Oct 21st, 2006
EuroEnglish
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as “EuroEnglish”: –
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”.. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favor of the “k”. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with the “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e”’s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaning “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
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Trik wrote:”By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaning “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.”
Hehe, I see that you already became accustomed to the up coming changes.
Anyway, this new EuroEnglish sounds really stupid to me :S. It’s like people are too lazy to learn proper English.
p.s. Is this for real or just a joke? This about EuroEnglish I mean.
hihi, to je fora
sicer je zunaj ze kar nekaj let, ampak izgleda se je spet priplazlo na plano 
Hehe, ok. This explains everything then
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hihi fora gor fora dol, cis kul bi blo!
Sej ponekod že majo neki podobnega, temu rečejo “piši kao govoriš”
aye, is tru,lublancanom se pa tkoaltko nau treba prevec na matrat daujo presaltal na ojroinglis,ker jo - ocitno uporablamo ze vrsto let! koksmo napredn.
Anglescina je se v redu, kar se pisanja tice.
Jaz predlagam, da se najprej francoscino malo modernizira na zgoraj opisani nacin. Recimo zakaj je treba napisat “Qu’est-ce que c’est?” ko pa bi lahko preprosto napisal “Kesk k se?”.
Tako bi ukinili te grozne opuscaje, vezaje in ostale znake na crkah, da ne omenjam, da bi prihranili na casu ucenja in prostoru pri pisanju.