Trick´s Aussie Experience

Kul.

V zadnjem casu sta dve letalski druzbi (Ryanair, Emirates) najavili, da bota hmalu dovolili uporabo mobitelov na svojih letalih. Razumem kako je lahko to dobickonosno. Cene klicov navzgor, folk uporabla, mal ker se jim zdi fino, mal zato ker lahko.

Ampak. Kle je se en zorni kot,ki bi ga bilo vredno oment.

Namrec, ni je bolj nadlezne stvari kot cinglujoc mobitel med tem ko hoces spat al pa gledat film. Niti glasni pogovori niso prevec zazeljeni. In na letalo gre lahko tudi do 450 ljudi (hmalu se vec).

Kaj pa udobje ostalih potnikov? Predstavljajte si da ste zasardeljani iz vseh strani z mnozico ljudi. In, da je tvoj osebni prostor velik priblizno 50cm x 65cm. In, da si v letalu 22 ur. Zraven ti pa cinglajo mobiteli, vsak s svojo najboljso-izmed-vseh polifonicno melodijo.

hm.

Prispevek BBC-ja

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6127052.stm

Levo: Delta Blues & Pop Rock

Desno: Delta Blues (ker hudic jim daje imena)

Vceraj se je zgodil Melbourne Cup. Zmagal je Delta Blues. Zgubil sem $5.

damn.

kiki-friking-riki.

Bloody hell,ti ostja, prmejdunej,krscn matick in prekleto!

Ravno kar sm zvedel da moram zjutrej na faks ob 08.00 zjutrej. Kar nebi bilo nic posebnega, ce nebi bil cel teden preprican da mi ni treba bit tam do dvanajste in pol ure.

In zdej morm klicat da zjutrej PAC nemorm na delo ker pac morm bit na faksu. Kar bo zagrenilo zivljenje enemu izmed kolegov ki bojo najbolj dovzetni za moje moledovanje.

intermeco: kle domn rece true [22:12] domc: true =)

Tko on to rece.

naprej, Sam se 3 tedni so do konca faksa! Se jako zelo veselim. Za konc domn rece res fajn:

[22:20] domc: res fajn

Pa lep pozdrav!

AJA OMG!

a se spominjate mojga posta o public speechu? no, tam sem linkal ime letalske druzbe na njihovo spletno stran, in kajse zgodi? Med obiskovalci je bil en VOHUN iz njihovga hedofisa! Kot se je lepo vidlo po ip-ju. (zdej ni vec linkan kr kaj ce mi strmoglavjo en b767 v bajto)

A res to pocnejo? preverjajo vse linke da vidjo kaj kdo pise o njih? a ni to mal vejn, lejm in se ksna stercrkna beseda?

In a Cabinet meeting this morning, Donald Rumsfeld reported to the President and the cabinet. He said, “Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq.”

The President says, “Oh, my God!” and buries his head in his hands.

The entire Cabinet is stunned. Not a word is spoken. Usually George Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to this kind of report.

Just then, Bush looks up and says, “How many is a brazilian?”

So. That’s all finished then. My first public speech is behind me. Aye, it was an interesting experience indeed. I was doing a presentation on customer service for the newly hired ‘cabin crew’ for Virgin Blue.

The room was about half full with prettier-than-not girls and a couple of guys as well (not so pretty but not hideous either) .

As you can imagine, these soon to be crew members (they were informed of their successful applications just days ago, some not even that) were quite anxious and well, very eager to hear stuff.

Stuff that I have to say. I. Me. I expected to be listened to, but still. All those wondering eyes were quite intimidating. Ha. Intimidating. That’s putting it mildly.

I Had all my strategy prepared of course. My presentation was calculated to the minute and was supposed to take exactly 23 minutes, give or take a couple of seconds.

Nah. It doesn’t work that way. Well, at least for me it didn’t.

I tend to speak pretty fast when I get nervous. And not being a native speaker, the shit is really ready to hit the fan. The moment you deviate from your speech (for me it was a simple matter of replacing some simple words with fancier ones) you risk that you’ll tie your tongue in a knot. That is naturally followed by panic. The idea is to take a couple of seconds to gather yourself. The problem is, couple of seconds in front of an anticipating crowd seems like a lifetime. So you tend to panic even more.

I was somewhat prepared for that. I had a joke I came up with just minutes before my presentation. Just in case. It saved my life, it did. I am pretty proud of it too. Of the joke. It was original and it was mine. And they laughed. A lot. Even my supervisor did. That relaxed me some. Put me back into the game it did. From then on it was more or less a smooth ride. A couple of hitches here and there to be sure. But it wouldn’t bother me no more. And the audience tends to be quite forgiving.

Anyway! my joke! gonna need to share that one!!! ..and..it is funny because it’s trueeeeeee

IT was a bit of an act, to be quite honest.

Anyway,without further adieu ado, here it is:

‘Guys, before I continue, I’d like to apologize. I have a headache. I woke up with it. And it’s not one of those, I’ve been drinking all night headaches. No, it’s the kind that you wake up with, and well, are quite annoyed and upset about, because,…well..because obviously a couple of hours of rest didn’t help any! ‘

AHAHAHAHA am I funny or am I funny!

Sure it doesn’t sound so grand now. Had to bee there for this one. Still. I was quite shocked by the reaction.

So people started laughing out loud..and then a little Stewie Griffin woke up in me…’Yes, Yes’ I went, ‘that’s me, right here, doing stand up comedy’ !! ‘So how about that airline food?’ some more laughing, followed by me pointing at the presentation and getting on with it.

All in all not too bad.

glad it’s over nevertheless.

Ah…Babu….Pakistani making it big in the USA (you are very bad man Jerry. very bad man)

Frank Costanza. The Father. (I’m back Baby!)

Soup Nazi at his best (NO SOUP FOR YOU!)

V zadnjih mesecih opazam mocno povisano rabo besede ‘Synergy’ v poslovnih krogih.

Vsak cepec, ki se odloci imeti predavanje, oz predlagati smer v kateri naj bi se nase letalisce razvijalo, al je pa prisel prodat kaksen ultra nobel produkt, si nemore pomagat, da nebi te besede vrinil v vsak tretji odstavek.

Resno, vedno kadar en kvazi nadobudni ‘management for dummies’ nabrani, ‘How to impress with your presentation’ poguglani, V ‘power suit’ obleceni z zelejem polizani kolidz dropaut pride modrovat slisim to besedo najman 5x v pol ure.

Nasledni dobi brco v danko.

You heard me. V danko. Do kolena.

Money for nothing, chicks for free. My ass. Zgin amway prodajat svojim sosedom.

A MISLIS DA SI KNOPFLER?

Aja, pa se to. POWERPOINTA NOBEN VEC NE UPORABLA! KAPA MISLES DAMEBOS S TISTIMI ANIMACIJAMI ZRAJCU? UUUU KOKO GREJO CRKE NARAZN PA SKUP, WIIIIIII, TAKOJ KUPEM 10 ZOBNIH PAST PA 5 LOSCIL ZA TLA!!!

aja in se..

CE DOBIM SE ENO POROCILO OKRANCANO Z AVIJONCKI PA TERMINALCKI PA ROZICAMI PA ZNAKOM ZA DOLAR VAS ZABRISEM NA NAJBOL PROMETNO PRISTAJALNO STEZO. KASNA VIJOLCNA BARVA KVAJETO ?!!!!

KA PA MIS DE SI 18 LET STARA NAJSTNICA?!! ZGIN DA TE NEVIDM.

in se… A MIS DA SMO TOK RETARDIRANI DA NE POGRUNTAMO EDIT-COPY/EDIT-PASTE? SEJE PA DOVOL DA SAM EN FAKIN STAVK V GUGL VRINES! KLET PLAGIJATOR MANVREDNI. NIS NITI TOK DAB IZ KNIGE KOPIROV, LAH SRECN DA TE TOZMO. ko te rodil res…

Edin naicn da taki kje uspejo je da jih ksna madona posvoji…sej usmiljenja vredni so prblizn tok k uni v afriki.

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